I've lost my appetite.  

"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon) 07/23/2018 at 14:33 • Filed to: None

0

59

Nothing sounds good and I can’t afford to lose weight. Post something appetizing please!

Edit:  Thanks, all.  The humor in reading these replies allowed me to eat a somewhat substantial lunch.  

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 14:37

1

Fried Chicken, Cheesecake* , Carrot Cake* , Cinnamon buns* .

*From a nice place, not a grocery store or low end bakery

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/23/2018 at 14:38

0

I mean, some grocery store stuff is great. Depends on the chain. See: Publix and Lowes Foods. 

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 14:39

2

South Carolina’s only positive contribution to the world, Shrimp n’ Grits. 

Nibby > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 14:40

1

Stapleface > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 14:45

4

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 14:46

4

“ I can’t afford to lose weight” - I’d like to have this problem!

DucST3-Red-1Liter-Standing-By > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 14:47

1

Boom, all from honeymoon in hawaii

Stapleface > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/23/2018 at 14:48

5

That picture makes me want to lose my appetite.

PartyPooper2012 > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 14:48

1

I don’t know about you, but I’m salivating

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 14:49

1

Stapleface > PartyPooper2012 07/23/2018 at 14:50

0

What are the last two items?  I have no idea.  

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 14:50

2

Lobster roll 

Wacko > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 14:50

1

PartyPooper2012 > Stapleface 07/23/2018 at 14:51

1

Red soup is Russian Borsch (Without T)

Last one is Hungarian Goulash. Goes absolutely terrific with Czech beer 

CRider > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 14:53

2

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 14:55

2

Pizza Puff: Kinda like a pizza roll but deep fried and the size of a pop-tart. I have one ever y time I’m back home (which is max 3 times a year). If you need to gain some weight, my friend, this is a tasty way to do it.

Alternative midwestern comfort food: Roasted ear of corn dipped in liquid butter

Wisconsin State F air cream puff  

I’m pretty sure I eat about 5000-10,000 calories when i go to the fair.

PartyPooper2012 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/23/2018 at 14:58

0

must be a pro fighter of some sort

Mercedes Streeter > PartyPooper2012 07/23/2018 at 14:59

0

Red soup is Russian Borsch (Without T)

Oh, good. I love my soups without testosterone!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/23/2018 at 15:00

0

What the fuck is wrong with America.

At least everyone loves Canadian regional cuisine 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Wacko 07/23/2018 at 15:01

0

Oh Canada, my home and native La.... *dies of a heart attack*

Wacko > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/23/2018 at 15:05

0

wait you need my favorite poutine for that

Bacon chicken poutine

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/poutine-monday-1797597614

all that for under 8$ cnd.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 15:06

2

fish chowder in a bread bowl

OPPO favorite chicken parm

good old cheese burger

taco

OPPOsaurus WRX > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/23/2018 at 15:06

1

is that after you puked it up?

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > PartyPooper2012 07/23/2018 at 15:06

0

Okay, that first item?  I could eat that right now, where do I get it?  

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/23/2018 at 15:07

1

Okay, fried chicken on my way home, thanks.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Stapleface 07/23/2018 at 15:08

0

Oh man!  Okay, I could eat that, thanks!  

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 07/23/2018 at 15:08

0

OH!!!  That is a good idea.  They’re like 20$ but worth it at the moment.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Wacko 07/23/2018 at 15:09

0

Oh my gawd.  

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/23/2018 at 15:09

0

That’s a great idea, but it would take forever to get in enough calories.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Stapleface 07/23/2018 at 15:09

0

Lol, it’s amazing though. This places presentation isn’t the best, I will admit. 

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > CRider 07/23/2018 at 15:09

1

OOOOHHHHHH!  Jeeze you guys, now i have to leave work and get some actual food, thanks.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/23/2018 at 15:10

0

Negative, did give me horrible heartburn though. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 15:10

2

Totchos

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/23/2018 at 15:10

0

That chowda ! N aw to the taco. thanks.

Wacko > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/23/2018 at 15:10

3

make thing worse, it’s from the mall infront of where i work, you know about a 30 second walk there, 10 minute walk back......

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/23/2018 at 15:10

1

Most everybody loves shrimp n grits when they try it. It’s pretty much the only way my Mom will eat shrimp.  

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CRider 07/23/2018 at 15:11

2

Oh man love me some double double’s.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/23/2018 at 15:12

0

No shit, I’m 15 lbs heavy and would love to get skinny again.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 15:13

1

Just binge EPIC MEAL TIME!

PartyPooper2012 > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 15:14

2

Katz’s deli in NYC  https://www.katzsdelicatessen.com/

PartyPooper2012 > Mercedes Streeter 07/23/2018 at 15:15

0

lol

I don’t know how it started, but Americans insist on putting a t at the end of Borsch. Borscht. I don’t know why. There is no T. Not even a little one

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > PartyPooper2012 07/23/2018 at 15:22

0

Clearly.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/23/2018 at 15:23

0

After all that work how them three dudes going to eat all that?  

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 07/23/2018 at 15:26

0

Seriously, i looked up places to buy a lobster roll.  

OPPOsaurus WRX > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 15:29

1

i can eat chowda unti l it hurts.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Nibby 07/23/2018 at 15:31

0

So terrible today, I can’t even eat cookies. But I bet by the end of the week I’ll clear out the cafeteria .

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/23/2018 at 15:33

0

Does this still exist?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/23/2018 at 15:34

0

D-faque is dat?

LOREM IPSUM > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 15:36

0

GoodIdeaAtTheTime > So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky 07/23/2018 at 15:44

0

God I miss Wisconsin sometimes. Nobody makes a good cream puff around here, Nobody. Alt hough I found a local place that ser ves pizza puffs. Got all my friends here hooked on them.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/23/2018 at 15:45

0

Not as good as they used to be, but yes.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/23/2018 at 15:46

0

huh. TIL I guess

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 15:56

0

I can’t afford to lose weight 

I hate you. (Said with love)

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > GoodIdeaAtTheTime 07/23/2018 at 15:58

0

I grew up just south of Wisco nsin but as far as I can tell pizza puffs have not gotten as far as metro Detroit , unfortunately . And cream puffs, forget about it. Unless they are hiding at the county fairs I don’t get to go to I don’t think they exist here.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 16:01

0

Let it be known, just about everything can be improved with a fried egg.

Tamale with fried egg, fresh salsa, and a side of bacon.

Breakfast Sausage dog with bacon, cheese, two eggs, and a side of tots.

Dang. Made my mouth start watering.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/23/2018 at 16:03

0

Shrimp, tasso gravy, andouille, fried onions, grits. 

GoodIdeaAtTheTime > So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky 07/23/2018 at 16:18

0

I grew up in Milwaukee. I was lucky to find a place here in Louisville with pizza puffs, and they taste exactly how I remember them . A few places have what they call cream puffs, but they just aren’t. Road trip for cream puffs!

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > GoodIdeaAtTheTime 07/23/2018 at 16:23

0

The Walwort h county fair would be a great Oppo meet up!

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 07/23/2018 at 17:16

0

I don’t know if anybody is going to read this, but I did lose my appetite . However the humor in reading the replies allowed me to eat a generous lunch.